WELCOME BACK TO GOD'S COUNTRY, Land of 10,00 Flakes. Thanks for hauling back my gear. About that hitchhiker, a cousin to the hermit crab that fell out of "that kitebabe's" wetsuit on my last trip. Pam has already named it (Grumpy) after me. It is now on a strict regimen of steroids, pilates, and 90 minute abs. We hope to have it PASA certified (level 5) as a lifeguard specialising in mouth to carapice resusitation, with a minor in defibulation. I hope he'll be ready by next fall. He takes up alot of room in my hot tub. Every time he molts, he needs a bigger shell. Convincing that size XXXL Snapper to move out of its shell was anything but fun. Has anyone ever sexed a crab? What naughty bits are male vs. not so? Maybe its expansion is a prelude to..."OH NOOOooooooo!!!," HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY, GRUMPY, & the rest of the MOMS out there. We may be crabby & grumpy, but we survived because of you.
